PILK.

We have been testing Sodas and beverages for decades. And we have came up with... PILK.

An energy/soda made with the combination of Pepsi and Milk. It tastes like wonderful and has the BEST FLAVOURING AGENTS. Science shows.... that Drinking 2 bottles of Pilk everyday will make you so strong that if you get in a car accident.... you will not get hurt. The car will Get hurt. SO.... BUY PILK NOW! Available in Lesser Isekai Academy / 小さな異世界学院]