"Welcome to the magical place that we call "Epic Comunity" also very warm and welcoming like yo mum's puss-
Anyways, we hope you will like it here there is indeed a lot to do like for example be raci- I mean be nice and respectful member of this awesome group and please join so I can be paid and be released, I'm being held at gunpoint right now so uhhhh please join..
Your's truly,
Mysterious Man."