Taking the letter into your hand gifted to you by a shady individual in a dark coat, you break the wax seal. You've been given an invitation...
Hello stranger. Word around town is you've been looking for a place to hang out, get to know some people. I know somewhere you'd fit right in. We have a couple funny bots to toy with, nifty emojis, some funny little roles, and a good rule set so that nobody bad comes in to muck things up. Sometimes we'll watch movies or play games together, and the lot of us love to talk, we'll keep you entertained for a while. We're good folk with a nice atmosphere, all respectful but can be ourselves. I think you'd get along pretty nice, good place that'll fit ya right in. So, meet me at The Meat Locker... if you're up for it.
See you soon, stranger.