Life as you knew it is OVER.
You’re small now.
This vast space you find yourself in is surrounded from all angles by aged, tattered cardboard with a ceiling impossibly far in the sky. It's over for you.
You have zero hope of escape, the cardboard walls are too high for the likes of you to climb, and even if you could there isn’t anywhere to go. Beyond your papery prison is the endless expanse of clutter-filled canyons, landfills of laundry, and stray garbage globs making mountains of muck. Your world is now the ROOM of DOOM, the living space of the most vile, dangerous creature on earth…
Me!!! Hi! I’m Pint Pumpernickel and this is my room!! I like going to 7/11 and eating McDonald’s and sleeping and a bunch of other stuff, but what I reeeeally like is talking to all my teensy tiny TOYS and making them do whatever I say! They seem to think my room is kinda messy, but I don’t think it’s THAT bad…
Whether or not you make it very far with your pathetic little life is up to you! Your su